Welcome to ALS Bros
I began ALS Bros during the Covid era as a convenient way to cyber-bully my close friends. I guess it’s more of an ALS diary now. And a repository for my stupid jokes. Hope you’ll find something here to brighten your day…
"Finally. A satirical resource for family & friends who want to be supportive - but don't necessarily want to get ALS themselves."
-Treg Charlton, Publisher
Jokebook Pieces & Parts
Due to late-onset ADHD and a lifelong inability to focus, there can be no ALS Bros book. However, I did manage to compile all my jokes in an orderly fashion. That has to account for something.
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ALS Jokes | ALS Bros
The ALS genre represents less than 1% of 1% of all jokes told in the US each year. For good reason. Still, I am not going to sit here and let ALS dictate what I can and can’t laugh about.
I like to imagine the guy who pitched Hogan’s Heroes faced some push-back initially on the whole ‘Nazi POW-camp sitcom’ angle, but that seemed to work out okay.
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People's Choice
On rare occasions, I compose heartfelt messages. These thoughtful reflections are my way of letting the reader know I’m okay.
Only a psychopath would sit around totally paralyzed, betting on horse races and cracking jokes.
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Featuring Barry | ALS Bros
An affable sort, Barry made friends easily and would often strike up conversations with total strangers. Even after losing his voice to ALS, Barry would grunt and wink his way to new friendships. Amazing? Yes. Annoying? Indeed.
Do I wish I would have reined in the insults? No… Barry and I believe it is critical to treat close friends poorly, no matter what they’re facing.
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I Have Issues | ALS Bros
I can’t just sit around all day and make fun of everybody all the time. That would be ridiculous.
Like Marky-Mark Wahlberg, I am the featured player in my work and always ensure my character comes across as smarter, stronger and more patriotic than lesser men. If you have a problem with that, maybe you’re a problematic person.
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Featuring Jack | ALS Bros
Subel, a flamboyant Slovenian immigrant and plastics salesman, rocketed onto the ALS scene by exploiting two good-natured schoolmates.
Prior to joining ALS Bros, Jack founded the “Cleveland Smooth Boys,” a semi-pro hackeysack team for men without chest hair. The Smooth Boys called it quits one game into the inaugural season.
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Chagrin Falls Jokes
An idyllic village in Northeastern Ohio, Chagrin Falls ranks #1 per capita in the consumption of rare Bourbons and cheap white wine. The debauchery peaks during the Village’s annual Blossom Time Festival. The parade scene often deteriorates into something akin to Lord of The Flies, with shirtless drunks resorting to fisticuffs to settle disputes over the best seats and bite-sized candies.
